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A recent college grad finding her role on the world's stage

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LMAO: "Having just seen 'The Iron Lady'"

Mum:
Well, that was alright, wasn't it?
Me:
*Crying*
Dad:
Yes, very good film! I wouldn't mind seeing that again.
Me:
*Incoherent*
Mum:
What did you think?
Me:
I can't.
Mum:
...Pardon?
Me:
I just can't.
Mum:
Can't what?
Me:
Did you even see Meryl Streep-
Dad:
She was hard to miss-
Me:
DID YOU EVEN SEE MERYL STREEP THOUGH JESUS LORD HAVE MERCY HER ACTING WAS THE STUFF HEAVEN IS MADE OF. IS SHE EVEN REALLY AMERICAN. IS SHE EVEN REALLY HUMAN. IS SHE EVEN MERYL STREEP. IS SHE MARGARET THATCHER-
Mum:
I think you need to calm do-
Me:
SWEET GRACIOUS DIVINITY SHE WAS FLAWLESS AND SHE WAS OLD AND MIDDLE-AGED AND SOMETIMES SHE DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK BUT I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES ANYWAY BECAUSE SHE JUST RADIATED RAW EMOTION STRAIGHT INTO MY FACE AND NOTHING COULD PREVENT MY CREYS FROM HAPPENING AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL-
Mum:
People are staring-
Me:
I WANT HER TO WIN ALL OF THE AWARDS. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. THE DEVIL MAY WEAR PRADA, MARGARET THATCHER MAY WEAR PEARLS, BUT MERYL STREEP WEARS OSCARS AND BAFTAS AND ACADEMY AWARDS-
Dad:
Drag her to the car, quickly-
Me:
MAMMA MIA WHAT GOOD FATE THAT I LIVED IN AN ERA THAT CONTAINED MERYL STREEP. LET HER BE WORSHIPPED AND PREENED AND GIVEN KITTENS AND RAINBOWS-
Dad:
Throw her in the back!
Mum:
Oh Jesus, people are pointing-
Me:
PRAISE BE TO NEW JERSEY.
Mum:
Drive, drive, drive!
Me:
GOD BLESS YOU AMERICA.

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